Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton on marriage
Daddy was real gentle with kids. That's why I expected so much out of marriage, figuring that all men should be steady and pleasant. Loretta Lynn on marriage
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying it's separating himself from all the others. Helen Rowland on marriage
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. Henny Youngman on marriage
Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. St. Jerome on marriage
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. Ogden Nash on marriage
He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows. Jeremy Taylor on marriage
Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own. Eddie Cantor on marriage
Marriage is not about age it's about finding the right person. Sophia Bush on marriage
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up. Barbara Bush on marriage
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced 'mirage'. Herbert Spencer on marriage
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. Peter De Vries on marriage
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. Helen Rowland on marriage
I've had an exciting time I married for love and got a little money along with it. Rose Kennedy on marriage
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. Johnny Carson on marriage
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands. Jean Giraudoux on marriage
Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples. Neil Simon on marriage
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something. Will Cuppy on marriage
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. Frank Carson on marriage
On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable. Emma Goldman on marriage