God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. Voltaire
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. Oprah Winfrey
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. Jim Valvano
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. Eleanor Roosevelt
The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance. Brian Tracy
Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. Sammy Hagar
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. George Harrison
Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. C. S. Lewis
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? Satchel Paige
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' Steven Wright
Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love. Gabriel Byrne
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' Jerry Seinfeld
A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer. Lucius Annaeus Seneca
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. Steven Wright
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Erma Bombeck
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. Mitch Hedberg
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday. Paris Hilton
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. Ellen Glasgow
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know. Lewis Carroll