If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG. Bill Gates
There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace. Richard Pryor
Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. Erma Bombeck
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. Steven Wright
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. Steven Wright
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. George Best
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. Dave Barry
When you are fitted in a racing car and you race to win, second or third place is not enough. Ayrton Senna
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks. Scott Adams
The greatest pleasure when I started making money was not buying cars or yachts but finding myself able to have as many freshly typed drafts as possible. Gore Vidal
It's a never ending battle of making your cars better and also trying to be better yourself. Dale Earnhardt
We approach people the same way we approach our cars. We take the poor kid to a doctor and ask, What's wrong with him, how much will it cost, and when can I pick him up? James Hillman
It's like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way. E. L. Doctorow
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. Doug Larson
I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money. Sammy Davis, Jr.
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. E. Joseph Cossman
I would have probably stolen cars - it would have given me the same adrenaline rush as racing. Valentino Rossi
I never rode in an automobile until I was 12. Loretta Lynn