998 Quotes Regarding Food

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.
Oscar Wilde

You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
Ronald Reagan

It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available.
Ronald Reagan

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra

Beware the hobby that eats.
Benjamin Franklin

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.
Kurt Cobain

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.
George Bernard Shaw

A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite.
Leo Tolstoy

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
George Bernard Shaw

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
George Bernard Shaw

I won't eat anything green.
Kurt Cobain

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Erma Bombeck

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
Mitch Hedberg

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
Erma Bombeck

If you really want to make a friend, go to someone's house and eat with him... the people who give you their food give you their heart.
Cesar Chavez

Man seeks to change the foods available in nature to suit his tastes, thereby putting an end to the very essence of life contained in them.
Sai Baba

Never order food in excess of your body weight.
Erma Bombeck

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
Andy Rooney

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.
Ted Nugent

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