A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite. Leo Tolstoy
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. Erma Bombeck
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. Mitch Hedberg
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. W. C. Fields
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial. Erma Bombeck
If you really want to make a friend, go to someone's house and eat with him... the people who give you their food give you their heart. Cesar Chavez
Man seeks to change the foods available in nature to suit his tastes, thereby putting an end to the very essence of life contained in them. Sai Baba
Never order food in excess of your body weight. Erma Bombeck
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting. Andy Rooney
Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak. Ted Nugent