The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. W. C. Fields on best
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. W. C. Fields on best
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. W. C. Fields on death
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting? W. C. Fields on death
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. W. C. Fields on equality
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. W. C. Fields on experience
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. W. C. Fields on family
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. W. C. Fields on food
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W. C. Fields on food
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. W. C. Fields on food
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W. C. Fields on funny
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. W. C. Fields on funny