I think a lot of writers, male and female, write as if their parents were killed in a car accident when they were 2, and they have no one to hold accountable. And unfortunately, I don't have that. I have parents who I care about what they think. Mindy Kaling
I'm gonna be making records anyway, even if I had to sell 'em out of the trunk of my car. I'm that kind of musician and singer. Dolly Parton
Why do people talk of the horrors of old age? It's great. I feel like a fine old car with the parts gradually wearing out, but I'm not complaining,... Those who find growing old terrible are people who haven't done what they wanted with their lives. Martha Gellhorn
Many highly intelligent people are poor thinkers. Many people of average intelligence are skilled thinkers. The power of a car is separate from the way the car is driven. Edward de Bono
If you think Abraham Lincoln became famous for inventing the town car, it is time to spend a few hours on history. Bo Bennett
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Earl Wilson
I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. Dave Barry
A dream without ambition is like a car without gas... you're not going anywhere. Sean Hampton
If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window. Doug Coupland
Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night? Jack Kerouac
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. Henny Youngman
I don't want to argue with my wife about her car - or my driving. Dale Earnhardt
People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy. Demetri Martin
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running. Bill Watterson
The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing. Jerry Seinfeld
The hydrogen powered car, with its high fuel mileage and zero emission rate, is just one example of the products under development that will help increase our energy independence. Dan Lipinski
A lot of fun stuff happens when you go out on a bike compared to when you're in a car. You're more in the environment. It's enjoyable. Even when It's raining It's still fun. Stone Gossard
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. Kesha
Drug misuse is not a disease, it is a decision, like the decision to step out in front of a moving car. You would call that not a disease but an error of judgment. Philip K. Dick
It all happened so fast. The ghetto. The deportation. The sealed cattle car. The fiery altar upon which the history of our people and the future of mankind were meant to be sacrificed. Elie Wiesel