20 Quotes By Bob Hope


I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
Bob Hope on age

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope on age

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope on birthday

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
Bob Hope on funny

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Bob Hope on funny

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
Bob Hope on funny

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
Bob Hope on happiness

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
Bob Hope on humor

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Bob Hope on love

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
Bob Hope on love

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Bob Hope on love

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope on money

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
Bob Hope on money

I have too much money invested in sweaters.
Bob Hope on money

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Bob Hope on pet

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob Hope on sports

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
Bob Hope on time

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob Hope on work

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Bob Hope on christmas

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope on age