4 Quotes By Frank Carson

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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
Frank Carson on car

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.
Frank Carson on funny

It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.
Frank Carson on health

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
Frank Carson on marriage