The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. Finley Peter Dunne on marriage
One was never married, and that's his hell another is, and that's his plague. Robert Burton on marriage
I very much feel that marriage is a sacrament and that sacrament should extend... to that legal entity of a union between what traditionally in our Western values has been defined as between a man and a woman. Bill Frist on marriage
I married beneath me, all women do. Nancy Astor on marriage
I am the most well-adjusted human being I know. I started out this investigation as a very happy man with a great career. I've got the life people dream about: I am rich, I am famous, I've got a fabulous marriage to an absolutely, spell-bindingly brilliant woman. James Ellroy on marriage
I think it's something that needs to be said - that there are interracial marriages out there, and the couples live happy lives, and there's nothing wrong with it. Tia Mowry on marriage
Why in almost all societies have married women specialized in bearing and rearing children and in certain agricultural activities, whereas married men have done most of the fighting and market work? Gary Becker on marriage
Marriage, for a woman at least, hampers the two things that made life to me glorious - friendship and learning. Jane Harrison on marriage
I wanted to marry a girl just like my mom. Michael Bergin on marriage
Marriage is a financial contract I have enough contracts already. Linda Fiorentino on marriage
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. John Lyly on marriage
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. Mickey Rooney on marriage
I've had two proposals since I've been a widow. I am a wonderful catch, you know. I have a lot of money. Ruth Rendell on marriage
The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife. Barbara de Angelis on marriage
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage. Martin Luther on marriage
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. Mark Twain on marriage
The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. Oscar Wilde on marriage
There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them. C. S. Lewis on marriage
Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage. William Shakespeare on marriage
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. Oscar Wilde on marriage