If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. Sam Levenson on marriage
When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place. Helen Gahagan on marriage
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. Stephen Leacock on marriage
Marriage is a mistake every man should make. George Jessel on marriage
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. Alan King on marriage
Whoever, fleeing marriage and the sorrows that women cause, does not wish to wed comes to a deadly old age. Hesiod on marriage
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. Catherine Zeta-Jones on marriage
But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband? Mary Astell on marriage
Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. Wendy Liebman on marriage
Married couples who work together to build and maintain a business assume broad responsibilities. Not only is their work important to our local and national economies, but their success is central to the well-being of their families. Melissa Bean on marriage
The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. George Jessel on marriage
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. George Ade on marriage
Marriage, like money, is still with us and, like money, progressively devalued. Robert Graves on marriage
There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife. Steven Curtis Chapman on marriage
The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time. A. P. Herbert on marriage
Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose. Beverley Nichols on marriage
Marriage is an exercise in torture. Frances Conroy on marriage
Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are excessive. Antisthenes on marriage
The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife's spirits. John Gay on marriage
I might be celibate, but I appreciate the wonder of the sacrament of marriage. Keith O'Brien on marriage