There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. Clint Eastwood on marriage
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. Groucho Marx on marriage
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry on marriage
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day. Andre Maurois on marriage
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. Homer on marriage
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. Woody Allen on marriage
Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love. Ellen Key on marriage
By our Heavenly Father and only because of God, only because of God. We're like other couples. We do not get along perfectly we do not go without arguments and, as I call them, fights, and heartache and pain and hurting each other. But a marriage is three of us. Barbara Mandrell on marriage
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. H. Jackson Brown, Jr. on marriage
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love. Michel de Montaigne on marriage
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. Ambrose Bierce on marriage
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him. H. L. Mencken on marriage
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later for another thing, they die earlier. H. L. Mencken on marriage
Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles. Henry Ward Beecher on marriage
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. Brendan Behan on marriage
Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about. Katharine Hepburn on marriage
I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out. Reese Witherspoon on marriage
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. Samuel Johnson on marriage
It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband. Euripides on marriage