Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. Marilyn Monroe on marriage
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner on marriage
Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife. Franz Schubert on marriage
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory. Abraham Lincoln on marriage
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. Oscar Wilde on marriage
Every good relationship, especially marriage, is based on respect. If it's not based on respect, nothing that appears to be good will last very long. Amy Grant on marriage
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it. Lyndon B. Johnson on marriage
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. Doug Larson on marriage
When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory. Friedrich Nietzsche on marriage
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. Oscar Wilde on marriage
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. Judith Viorst on marriage
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. Katharine Hepburn on marriage
If I get married, I want to be very married. Audrey Hepburn on marriage
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. Henny Youngman on marriage
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Henny Youngman on marriage
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. James H. Boren on marriage
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin on marriage
Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. Benjamin Franklin on marriage
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx on marriage
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year. Bette Davis on marriage