A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning. Honore de Balzac on marriage
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. Bill Cosby on marriage
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. Katharine Hepburn on marriage
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. Jean Kerr on marriage
When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship. Joseph Campbell on marriage
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. Mae West on marriage
Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be married too. H. L. Mencken on marriage
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. Honore de Balzac on marriage
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. Red Skelton on marriage
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. John Steinbeck on marriage
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. Erma Bombeck on marriage
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor on marriage
Never get married in college it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake. Elbert Hubbard on marriage
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. Mae West on marriage
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up. Ogden Nash on marriage
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. Ambrose Bierce on marriage
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them. Sydney Smith on marriage
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. Erma Bombeck on marriage
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. Prince Philip on marriage
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. Rodney Dangerfield on marriage