His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. Red Skelton on death
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. Red Skelton on funny
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. Red Skelton on happiness
Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles. Red Skelton on happiness
God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being. Red Skelton on happiness
I left home because I was hungry. Red Skelton on home
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. Red Skelton on life
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. Red Skelton on marriage
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. Red Skelton on men
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. Red Skelton on sad
His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. Red Skelton on sad
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled. Red Skelton on smile