Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works. Steve Jobs on funny
Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. William Arthur Ward on funny
It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life. Jimi Hendrix on funny
It's a funny thing about life if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. W. Somerset Maugham on funny
But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. Charlie Sheen on funny
I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill. Charlie Sheen on funny
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life. Jimi Hendrix on funny
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' Isaac Asimov on funny
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. Will Rogers on funny
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. Mae West on funny
I'm not funny. What I am is brave. Lucille Ball on funny
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. Will Rogers on funny
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. Ernest Hemingway on funny
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny! Mitch Hedberg on funny
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. Stephen Hawking on funny
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. Mitch Hedberg on funny
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings. Ellen DeGeneres on funny
Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting. Bill Gates on funny