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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
Adam Sandler on funny

I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
Leonardo DiCaprio on funny

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
Jerry Seinfeld on funny

Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.
Jennifer Aniston on funny

The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension, so that's what makes the middle classes so funny.
J. K. Rowling on funny

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.
Megan Fox on funny

It's to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pure turpentine to start with, adding oil as I go along until the medium becomes pure oil. I use as little oil as I can possibly help, and that's my method.
Edward Hopper on funny

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.
Jennifer Aniston on funny

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
Lily Tomlin on funny

It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
Gertrude Stein on funny

That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
Jennifer Aniston on funny

I read a lot of scripts that I just don't find very funny.
Jennifer Aniston on funny

My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on.
Jennifer Aniston on funny

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
Joan Rivers on funny

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.
John Krasinski on funny

Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage.
Stevie Wonder on funny

If you play it straight it's funny - the best comedy is always played straight down the middle. The adjustment is understanding from the screenplay that a moment is hilarious.
Tom Hiddleston on funny

Keep your sense of humor, my friend if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
Wavy Gravy on funny

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.
Chris Rock on funny

Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot.
Justin Bieber on funny