Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. Chris Rock on funny
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. Chris Rock on government
I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school. Chris Rock on history
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage. Chris Rock on humor
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Chris Rock on life
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage. Chris Rock on marriage
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. Chris Rock on movies
Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes. Chris Rock on movies
Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie. Chris Rock on movies
My movies are okay, but they're not my specials. Chris Rock on movies
Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life. Chris Rock on music