I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. Angelina Jolie on funny
It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger. Gertrude Stein on funny
I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. Angelina Jolie on funny
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. Peter Ustinov on funny
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor on funny
Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child's tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It's not funny and it's not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn't the least bit funny. Ben Stein on funny
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. George Orwell on funny
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. Woody Allen on funny
It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget. Chuck Palahniuk on funny
It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified. Gilbert K. Chesterton on funny
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Reba McEntire on funny
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious. Bill Hicks on funny
You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. Donald Trump on funny
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. David Ogilvy on funny
I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. Stephen King on funny
I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid they told me I was being funny. Jim Carrey on funny
There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off. Doug Coupland on funny
I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat. Paris Hilton on funny
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell? Andy Warhol on funny
As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one's friends' and relatives' children. P. J. O'Rourke on funny