It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have. Liam Neeson on funny
Books are funny little portable pieces of thought. Susan Sontag on funny
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to. J. D. Salinger on funny
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid. Larry David on funny
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' Larry David on funny
There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. Larry David on funny
The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities. Mindy Kaling on funny
Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises. David Ogden Stiers on funny
I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It's embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally, my body was changing, my mind was changing, and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness. Keanu Reeves on funny
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. Quentin Crisp on funny
Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed. Celia Johnson on funny
I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' Louis C. K. on funny
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband. Francesca Annis on funny
Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you're younger. But I haven't abandoned the genre: I love falling down I love Lucille Ball. It's just that a lot of those stories revolve around problems that I can't convincingly portray at this age. Julia Roberts on funny
I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of. Calvin Trillin on funny
When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house - I can't believe I remember this - he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny. Mindy Kaling on funny
Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way. Doris Lessing on funny
Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny. Maynard James Keenan on funny
The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome. Amanda Seyfried on funny