999 Quotes Regarding Funny


You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough.
Eminem

Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works.
Steve Jobs

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
William Arthur Ward

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.
Jimi Hendrix

It's a funny thing about life if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
W. Somerset Maugham

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.
Charlie Sheen

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
Charlie Sheen

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.
Jimi Hendrix

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
Isaac Asimov

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Mae West

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
Lucille Ball

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Will Rogers

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
Ernest Hemingway

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
Mitch Hedberg

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
Stephen Hawking

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.
Ellen DeGeneres

I don't mean to be funny.
Yogi Berra

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.
Bill Gates