In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. Helen Rowland
I've had an exciting time I married for love and got a little money along with it. Rose Kennedy
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. Johnny Carson
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands. Jean Giraudoux
Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples. Neil Simon
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something. Will Cuppy
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. Frank Carson
On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable. Emma Goldman
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife she has thought much worse things about you. Jean Rostand
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. Jean Kerr
Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often is, the end. Alphonse Karr
When I get married, it'll be no secret. Elvis Presley
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom wait until they have been married longer. E. W. Howe
Marriage is the highest state of friendship. If happy, it lessens our cares by dividing them, at the same time that it doubles our pleasures by mutual participation. Samuel Richardson
Protecting the institution of marriage safeguards, I believe, the American family. John Boehner
When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned. Marie Osmond
I like getting married, but I don't like being married. Don Adams
Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset. Ann Landers
Married people from my generation are like an endangered species! Patrice Leconte
I enjoy being single, but I loved being married. Stephanie Mills