It is a full time job being honest one moment at a time, remembering to love, to honor, to respect. It is a practice, a discipline, worthy of every moment. Jasmine Guy
Plant and your spouse plants with you weed and you weed alone. Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance. Michel de Montaigne
They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake. Alexander Pope
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. Peter De Vries
Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman. Joseph Joubert
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. Rita Rudner
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
Daddy was real gentle with kids. That's why I expected so much out of marriage, figuring that all men should be steady and pleasant. Loretta Lynn
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying it's separating himself from all the others. Helen Rowland
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. Henny Youngman
Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. St. Jerome
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. Ogden Nash
He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows. Jeremy Taylor
Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own. Eddie Cantor
Marriage is not about age it's about finding the right person. Sophia Bush
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up. Barbara Bush
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced 'mirage'. Herbert Spencer
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. Peter De Vries