In a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape. Gerald Brenan
Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage, happy or unhappy, is infinitely more interesting than any romance, however passionate. W. H. Auden
Marriage is an institution fits in perfect harmony with the laws of nature whereas systems of slavery and segregation were designed to brutally oppress people and thereby violated the laws of nature. Jack Kingston
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. Lewis Grizzard
It's not always been a happy marriage. I guess I wanted a quick fix. David Byrne
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. Sam Levenson
When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place. Helen Gahagan
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. Stephen Leacock
Marriage is a mistake every man should make. George Jessel
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. Alan King
Whoever, fleeing marriage and the sorrows that women cause, does not wish to wed comes to a deadly old age. Hesiod
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. Catherine Zeta-Jones
But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband? Mary Astell
Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. Wendy Liebman
Married couples who work together to build and maintain a business assume broad responsibilities. Not only is their work important to our local and national economies, but their success is central to the well-being of their families. Melissa Bean
The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. George Jessel
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. George Ade