You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope on birthday
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Erma Bombeck on birthday
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. Mitch Hedberg on birthday
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday. Paris Hilton on birthday
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. Ellen Glasgow on birthday
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know. Lewis Carroll on birthday
The only thing better than singing is more singing. Ella Fitzgerald on birthday
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.' Sam Levenson on birthday
To me - old age is always ten years older than I am. John Burroughs on birthday
Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words. Plautus on birthday
About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm. Kurt Vonnegut on birthday
We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be. Lauren Hutton on birthday
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. Samuel Johnson on birthday
If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same. John Oates on birthday
A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present. Thomas Fuller on birthday
I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too. Liv Tyler on birthday
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. Jean Paul on birthday
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. Mary Schmich on birthday
There is still no cure for the common birthday. John Glenn on birthday
I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does. Victoria Beckham on birthday