Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. Doug Coupland on birthday
New Year's Day is every man's birthday. Charles Lamb on birthday
Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen. Robert Staughton Lynd on birthday
Your children need your presence more than your presents. Jesse Jackson on birthday
Being seventy is not a sin. Golda Meir on birthday
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once. E. Joseph Cossman on birthday
If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. Bruce Barton on birthday
Love the giver more than the gift. Brigham Young on birthday
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? Lisa Loeb on birthday
I often buy myself presents. Sometimes I will spend $100,000 in one day in a posh boutique. Celine Dion on birthday
My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him. Loretta Lynn on birthday
The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new. Catherine Bell on birthday
To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies. Lionel Blue on birthday
When I turned 60, it didn't bother me at all. Yoko Ono on birthday
We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top. Navjot Singh Sidhu on birthday
I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party. Kirstie Alley on birthday
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough. Johnny Vegas on birthday
I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music. Barry White on birthday