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Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work.
Karl Jaspers on birthday

I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face.
Stephen Hopkins on birthday

My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her.
Guy Johnson on birthday

Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?
John Heywood on birthday

In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame.
Annette Funicello on birthday

I'm amazed. When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything.
Gloria Stuart on birthday

When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.
Gloria Stuart on birthday

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
Art Buchwald on birthday

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
Ruth Warrick on birthday

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.
Isla Fisher on birthday

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost on birthday

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
Demetri Martin on birthday

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.
Audrey Hepburn on birthday

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca on birthday

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield on birthday

It was my 16th birthday - my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that was the only thing I could ever really do - write songs and sing them to people.
Stevie Nicks on birthday

Just hit my 75th birthday, I'm feeling great!
Colin Powell on birthday

You know, maybe I was just born in the wrong time, but I love all things romantic. Puffy understands that. For my last birthday, he covered my hotel room floor with rose petals and had flowers and candles all over the room.
Jennifer Lopez on birthday

Mum loves me being famous! She is so excited and proud, as she had me so young and couldn't support me, so I am living her dream, it's sweeter for both of us. It's her 40th birthday soon and I'm going to buy her 40 presents.
Adele on birthday

I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit.
Amanda Seyfried on birthday