All 78,476 Quotes


No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Christopher Morley on pet

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.
Lefty Gomez on pet

Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.
Pam Brown on pet

Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
Thornton Wilder on pet

Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.
Martha Scott on pet

I've always been mad about cats.
Vivien Leigh on pet

Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.
Mason Cooley on pet

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.
Cleveland Amory on pet

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
Rita Rudner on pet

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Joseph Wood Krutch on pet

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead on pet

Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.
William S. Burroughs on pet

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
Doug Coupland on pet

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Max Eastman on pet

I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.
Juliette Lewis on pet

A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.
Robert Southey on pet

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Bob Hope on pet

I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed.
Jeanette Winterson on pet

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
August Strindberg on pet

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Bernard Williams on pet