Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. John Peers on pet
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. George Carlin on pet
A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip. Billy Graham on pet
I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan. Jimi Hendrix on pet
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. Steven Wright on pet
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. Rodney Dangerfield on pet
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. Chuck Palahniuk on pet
It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young. Konrad Lorenz on pet
When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be. Natalie Portman on pet
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. Moliere on pet
Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don't go buy one. Please. That's a sin. Let's get these puppy mills out of business. Shelley Morrison on pet
I don't have pet peeves I have whole kennels of irritation. Whoopi Goldberg on pet
I really liked the snake that breaks out of the cage in the beginning of the movie. I saw it in real life, and it was really cool. Really big and fat. The owls are cool as well, but you can't really pet them. Tom Felton on pet
There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours. Scott Adams on pet
Vinyl is the real deal. I've always felt like, until you buy the vinyl record, you don't really own the album. And it's not just me or a little pet thing or some kind of retro romantic thing from the past. It is still alive. Jack White on pet