Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein on pet
Time spent with cats is never wasted. Sigmund Freud on pet
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. Josh Billings on pet
I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat. Edgar Allan Poe on pet
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. Albert Schweitzer on pet
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. Rodney Dangerfield on pet
Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened. Anatole France on pet
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions they pass no criticisms. George Eliot on pet
Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to. Alfred A. Montapert on pet
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner on pet
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. Charles de Gaulle on pet
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney on pet
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. Roger Caras on pet
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. Woodrow Wilson on pet
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. Steven Wright on pet
To his dog, every man is Napoleon hence the constant popularity of dogs. Aldous Huxley on pet
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm. Rodney Dangerfield on pet
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. Robert Benchley on pet
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. Dwight D. Eisenhower on pet