A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage. Chris Rock
Pink Floyd is like a marriage that's on a permanent trial separation. Rick Wright
Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. William Congreve
The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast. Gabriel Garcia Marquez
The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much. Colin Chapman
A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after. Gloria Steinem
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. Helen Rowland
Gay marriage is going to happen. It must. Lady Gaga
We will see a breakdown of the family and family values if we decide to approve same-sex marriage, and if we decide to establish homosexuality as an acceptable alternative lifestyle with all the benefits that go with equating it with the heterosexual lifestyle. Jerry Falwell
I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman. George W. Bush
I'm done with men... I'm going to be alone. I have no luck with relationships. I don't think I'm made for marriage. Halle Berry
Marriage is miserable unless you find the right person that is your soulmate and that takes a lot of looking. Marvin Gaye
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. Helen Rowland
Crucial to understanding federalism in modern day America is the concept of mobility, or 'the ability to vote with your feet.' If you don't support the death penalty and citizens packing a pistol - don't come to Texas. If you don't like medicinal marijuana and gay marriage, don't move to California. Rick Perry
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. Rita Rudner
I did commit to myself that I would not jump back into being the workaholic that I can be before I gave myself an honest opportunity to create the marriage of my dreams and to create the beginning of the family of my dreams, and that took a hot second. Alanis Morissette
I love the concept of togetherness and the entwinement of marriage. William Shatner