We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. Rodney Dangerfield
In almost every marriage there is a selfish and an unselfish partner. A pattern is set up and soon becomes inflexible, of one person always making the demands and one person always giving way. Iris Murdoch
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. Rodney Dangerfield
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Henny Youngman
Anyone who thinks that the vice-president can take a position independent of the president of his administration simply has no knowledge of politics or government. You are his choice in a political marriage, and he expects your absolute loyalty. Hubert H. Humphrey
I believe the home and marriage is the foundation of our society and must be protected. Billy Graham
Well I think in a marriage you have to be honest and ask yourself, you know, what is my role? What is my responsibility? Hillary Clinton
The Bible is clear - God's definition of marriage is between a man and a woman. Billy Graham
Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it. W. Somerset Maugham
I have not supported same-sex marriage. I have supported civil partnerships and contractual relationships. Hillary Clinton
Every marriage is a mystery to me, even the one I'm in. So I'm no expert on it. Hillary Clinton
Marriage has a unique place because it speaks of an absolute faithfulness, a covenant between radically different persons, male and female and so it echoes the absolute covenant of God with his chosen, a covenant between radically different partners. Rowan D. Williams
I respect the fact that many denominations have different points of view with respect to gay marriage and they can hold that in the sanctity in the place of their religion and not bless them or solemnize them. Colin Powell
Marriage brings one into fatal connection with custom and tradition, and traditions and customs are like the wind and weather, altogether incalculable. Soren Kierkegaard
Even in the common affairs of life, in love, friendship, and marriage, how little security have we when we trust our happiness in the hands of others! William Hazlitt
A woman asking 'Am I good? Am I satisfied?' is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be. Barbara Cartland
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce. P. J. O'Rourke
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did. Bette Davis