Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives. Robert Collier
Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor. E. B. White
If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, and that's what I'm looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything. Paul Simon
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? Bob Hope
Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd. David Lynch
There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. Rita Rudner
In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming. Alanis Morissette
Down the road, I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will probably be political events or spiritual things to comment on, and humor. Alanis Morissette
It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. Scott Adams
I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff. Robert Orben
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. Robert Orben
Keep your sense of humor, my friend if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore. Wavy Gravy
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? Dick Clark
Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. Rashida Jones
I think people appreciate a songwriter who shows different sides. The whole angst thing is cool, but if that's all you've got, it's just boring. Everything I write, whether it's happy or sad, has a sense of humor to it. Katy Perry
Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude. Frank Muir
The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor, and the fourth wit. William Temple
And I would be the first to admit that probably, in a lot of press conferences over the time that I have been in coaching, indulging my own sense of humor at press conferences has not been greatly to my benefit. Bobby Knight
An emotional man may possess no humor, but a humorous man usually has deep pockets of emotion, sometimes tucked away or forgotten. Constance Rourke