546 Quotes Regarding Humor


When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh?
Max Frisch

Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.
Mark Russell

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
Adam Carolla

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it.
Allen Klein

My life is part humor, part roses, part thorns.
Bret Michaels

Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and small wonder.
Russell Baker

I like to deal with EVERY aspect of our condition, and that means terror and humor in equal mix. Some books have more room for humor than others.
Dean Koontz

Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that.
Ice Cube

I think God gave us senses of humor, and we should use them.
Vera Farmiga

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.
Kathy Griffin

You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.
Lance Bass

Writing a novel is one of those modern rites of passage, I think, that lead us from an innocent world of contentment, drunkenness, and good humor, to a state of chronic edginess and the perpetual scanning of bank statements.
J. G. Ballard

I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor.
Horatio Nelson

Well, darkness with humor... I'm not an extremely suicidal or sad person.
Peter Steele

I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and it's a way of laughing at it and getting a release.
Joaquin Phoenix

Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.
Betty White

I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
Betty White

It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment.
Freeman Dyson

I love the diversity of America. I love the plain, normal sense of humor Americans have. It is not wicked, like in some countries. And I also love how new America is.
Antonio Banderas

If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest of your life then you can certainly lighten the load, I think, by bringing that to your trials and tribulations. It's easy to have a sense of humor when everything is going well.
Alan Thicke