I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age. Adam Carolla on age
In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it. Adam Carolla on architecture
The very definition of 'beauty' is outside. Adam Carolla on beauty
If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life. Adam Carolla on business
I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age. Adam Carolla on business
My first car was a motorcycle. Adam Carolla on car
I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances. Adam Carolla on car
I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps. Adam Carolla on car
I don't know anything about computers. Adam Carolla on computers
My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine. Adam Carolla on education
If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life. Adam Carolla on family
I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other. Adam Carolla on family
My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine. Adam Carolla on food
I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food. Adam Carolla on food
I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials. Adam Carolla on freedom
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.' Adam Carolla on funny
Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. Adam Carolla on funny
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was? Adam Carolla on funny
It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything. Adam Carolla on funny
I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future. Adam Carolla on future