They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that? Casey Stengel
It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have. Liam Neeson
Books are funny little portable pieces of thought. Susan Sontag
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to. J. D. Salinger
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid. Larry David
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' Larry David
There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. Larry David
The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities. Mindy Kaling
Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises. David Ogden Stiers
I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It's embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally, my body was changing, my mind was changing, and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness. Keanu Reeves
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. Quentin Crisp
Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed. Celia Johnson
I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' Louis C. K.
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband. Francesca Annis
Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you're younger. But I haven't abandoned the genre: I love falling down I love Lucille Ball. It's just that a lot of those stories revolve around problems that I can't convincingly portray at this age. Julia Roberts
I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of. Calvin Trillin
When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house - I can't believe I remember this - he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny. Mindy Kaling
Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way. Doris Lessing