It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it. Julia Roberts
It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. Craig Bruce
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. Billy Wilder
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. Larry David
It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body. Satchel Paige
As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
What's funny is that the idea of popularity - even the use of the word 'popular' - is something that had been mostly absent from my life since junior high. In fact, the hallmark of life after junior high seemed to be the shedding of popularity as a central concern. Susan Orlean
I mean I've seen 3D films so far and I think it's a long way to go before they replace actors. It's a funny thing with 3D, I haven't quite got it yet. Yet. Daniel Radcliffe
Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. Michael Caine
Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way. Tom Hiddleston
I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys. Megan Fox
The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?' Conan O'Brien
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids. Katy Perry
I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning. Katy Perry
Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend. Lucy Liu
I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it. LeBron James
You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things. Ken Kesey
It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it. Karl Lagerfeld
I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny. Jonathan Davis