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OK, in all seriousness, I would say I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And awesomeness.
Jennifer Aniston on humor

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette on humor

Confidence is at the root of so many attractive qualities, a sense of humor, a sense of style, a willingness to be who you are no matter what anyone else might think or say and it's true, I do have a certain fondness for women that have dark hair.
Wentworth Miller on humor

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.
Margaret Cho on humor

Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Robert Collier on humor

Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.
E. B. White on humor

If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, and that's what I'm looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything.
Paul Simon on humor

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
Bob Hope on humor

Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd.
David Lynch on humor

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
Rita Rudner on humor

In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.
Alanis Morissette on humor

Down the road, I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will probably be political events or spiritual things to comment on, and humor.
Alanis Morissette on humor

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
Scott Adams on humor

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.
Robert Orben on humor

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
Robert Orben on humor

Keep your sense of humor, my friend if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
Wavy Gravy on humor

Humor comes from self-confidence.
Rita Mae Brown on humor

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Dick Clark on humor

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful.
Rashida Jones on humor

I think people appreciate a songwriter who shows different sides. The whole angst thing is cool, but if that's all you've got, it's just boring. Everything I write, whether it's happy or sad, has a sense of humor to it.
Katy Perry on humor