I didn't appreciate the young woman that I was, or my young beauty, because I was so obsessed with the fact that I felt fat. It's never good to add to anybody else's suffering. It's an important topic to really get the gravity and the importance of - dealing with dignity. Margaret Cho on beauty
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again. Margaret Cho on beauty
Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. Margaret Cho on beauty
People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in. Margaret Cho on best
Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible. Margaret Cho on birthday
It is tragic that people who are incarcerated are unable to vote. They are probably the most important voices to listen to because they can tell us what we need to change. Margaret Cho on change
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. Margaret Cho on change
I'm taking a lot of my favorite artists, different people, my favorite music and marrying that with what I do as a comic. It's very collaborative, arty, fun and cool. Margaret Cho on cool
I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. Margaret Cho on funny
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English. Margaret Cho on funny
Comedy was the key to everything. I grew up fast and controlled my future by bringing it on faster than it naturally unfolded. I cheated myself out of a childhood but then got a running headstart into adulthood that no one else could keep up with. Margaret Cho on future
Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself. Margaret Cho on happiness
I can't drag myself away from 'Final Cut Pro.' It is a digital video editing system. I am obsessed with it, but I am always away from home, and I can't use it. Margaret Cho on home
Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor. Margaret Cho on humor
It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you. Margaret Cho on humor
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is. Margaret Cho on politics
The power of visibility can never be underestimated. Margaret Cho on power
Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion. Margaret Cho on religion
I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too. Margaret Cho on sad
Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move! Margaret Cho on smile