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Let's face it God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
Bill Maher on god

Many believe - and I believe - that I have been designated for this work by God. In spite of my old age, I do not want to give it up I work out of love for God and I put all my hope in Him.
Michelangelo on god

God made me and broke the mold.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau on god

As a religion, bilingualism is the god that failed. It has led to no fairness, produced no unity, and cost Canadian taxpayers untold millions.
Stephen Harper on god

A lot of people think Christianity is about always being perfect. It's actually the opposite of that. It's realizing that we're all humans, and that's why God sent his Son to this earth - to save people.
Billy Ray Cyrus on god

Dodging and burning are steps to take care of mistakes God made in establishing tonal relationships.
Ansel Adams on god

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
Chuck Palahniuk on god

Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god.
Francis Bacon on god

God gave us our relatives thank God we can choose our friends.
Ethel Watts Mumford on god

We say keep your change, we'll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.
Sarah Palin on god

Every war results from the struggle for markets and spheres of influence, and every war is sold to the public by professional liars and totally sincere religious maniacs, as a Holy Crusade to save God and Goodness from Satan and Evil.
Robert Anton Wilson on god

You may call God love, you may call God goodness. But the best name for God is compassion.
Meister Eckhart on god

God expects but one thing of you, and that is that you should come out of yourself in so far as you are a created being made and let God be God in you.
Meister Eckhart on god

God forbid you be an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room.
Ani DiFranco on god

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Spike Milligan on god

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
Lenny Bruce on god

God cannot alter the past, though historians can.
Samuel Butler on god

How quickly we forget God's great deliverances in our lives. How easily we take for granted the miracles he performed in our past.
David Wilkerson on god

God gives us our relatives, thank God we can choose our friends.
Ethel Watts Mumford on god

Worry - a God, invisible but omnipotent. It steals the bloom from the cheek and lightness from the pulse it takes away the appetite, and turns the hair gray.
Benjamin Disraeli on god