A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. Spike Milligan on funny
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. Spike Milligan on funny
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. Spike Milligan on funny
I can speak Esperanto like a native. Spike Milligan on funny
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. Spike Milligan on god
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. Spike Milligan on happiness
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. Spike Milligan on health
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't. Spike Milligan on marriage
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Spike Milligan on money
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. Spike Milligan on money
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy. Spike Milligan on money