Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Kinky Friedman on beauty
No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. Kinky Friedman on change
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? Kinky Friedman on design
We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning. Kinky Friedman on education
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. Kinky Friedman on experience
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. Kinky Friedman on god
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. Kinky Friedman on home
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. Kinky Friedman on marriage
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. Kinky Friedman on money
I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. Kinky Friedman on money
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. Kinky Friedman on pet
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. Kinky Friedman on politics
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. Kinky Friedman on respect
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. Kinky Friedman on truth
I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma! Kinky Friedman on war
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest. Kinky Friedman on work