No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. Kin Hubbard on alone
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. Kin Hubbard on best
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best. Kin Hubbard on best
Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. Kin Hubbard on change
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose. Kin Hubbard on failure
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family. Kin Hubbard on family
After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school. Kin Hubbard on famous
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith. Kin Hubbard on god
A good listener is usually thinking about something else. Kin Hubbard on good
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best. Kin Hubbard on good
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. Kin Hubbard on government
It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed. Kin Hubbard on happiness
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed. Kin Hubbard on happiness
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. Kin Hubbard on home
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. Kin Hubbard on home
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best. Kin Hubbard on home
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. Kin Hubbard on men
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. Kin Hubbard on men
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. Kin Hubbard on money
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. Kin Hubbard on money