42 Quotes By Kin Hubbard

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When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.
Kin Hubbard on money

Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Kin Hubbard on money

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
Kin Hubbard on money

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Kin Hubbard on music

Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Kin Hubbard on nature

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
Kin Hubbard on patience

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Kin Hubbard on peace

Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
Kin Hubbard on peace

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Kin Hubbard on pet

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
Kin Hubbard on politics

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
Kin Hubbard on smile

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
Kin Hubbard on success

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Kin Hubbard on war

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Kin Hubbard on christmas

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
Kin Hubbard on thanksgiving

Beauty is only skin deep, but it's avaluable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
Kin Hubbard on beauty

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Kin Hubbard on business

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; perty and wealth have both failed.
Kin Hubbard on happiness

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
Kin Hubbard on kindness

Some people are so sensitive they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
Kin Hubbard on people