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7 Quotes By Joey Adams
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
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business
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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fitness
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
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funny
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams on
marriage
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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marriage
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
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success
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
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wisdom