I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. Jay London on dad
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. Jay London on dating
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. Jay London on funny
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights. Jay London on funny
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. Jay London on funny
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. Jay London on home
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? Jay London on medical
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights. Jay London on morning
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. Jay London on music