26 Quotes By Henny Youngman


Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Henny Youngman on music

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
Henny Youngman on teacher

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Henny Youngman on time

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
Henny Youngman on travel

This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
Henny Youngman on women

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Henny Youngman on christmas