9 Quotes By Evan Esar


Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Evan Esar on business

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Evan Esar on business

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Evan Esar on education

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
Evan Esar on future

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Evan Esar on home

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Evan Esar on hope

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Evan Esar on money

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Evan Esar on science

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Evan Esar on work