Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. Evan Esar on business
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either. Evan Esar on business
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. Evan Esar on education
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. Evan Esar on future
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. Evan Esar on home
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment. Evan Esar on hope
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. Evan Esar on money
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. Evan Esar on science
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. Evan Esar on work