Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct. Denis Leary on food
Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish. Denis Leary on funny
You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't. Denis Leary on funny
The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work. Denis Leary on funny
I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side? Denis Leary on history
I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me. Denis Leary on hope
Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish. Denis Leary on money
Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer. Denis Leary on movies
Science fiction was never my thing. I have no interest in it. Denis Leary on science