I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere. Dane Cook on amazing
Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there. Dane Cook on anger
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up. Dane Cook on business
Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince. Dane Cook on cool
My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare. Dane Cook on dreams
My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor. Dane Cook on family
I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere. Dane Cook on famous
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. Dane Cook on funny
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. Dane Cook on funny
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. Dane Cook on home
I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website or whatever it may be. I just love putting creativity into a performance, so if the right script comes along, and I certainly am reading comedies and dramas now, then I'm ready willing and able to give it a shot. Dane Cook on home
We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments. Dane Cook on hope
My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor. Dane Cook on humor
My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.' Dane Cook on mom
I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies. Dane Cook on movies
I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere. Dane Cook on success