27 Quotes By Bill Maher


We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.
Bill Maher on religion

I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
Bill Maher on religion

Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
Bill Maher on religion

Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable.
Bill Maher on time

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.
Bill Maher on truth

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Bill Maher on women

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.
Bill Maher on women